upperstories:

twiggybox:

there will never be a more perfect use for this

this is beautiful

“Just go. Its been fun. Don’t come back.”

vault-girl:

Aperture Science: We do what we must because we can.

sexualreceptacle:

The Three Laws of Robotics by the science fiction author Isaac Asimov (introduced in his 1942 novel “Runaround”).

#things that obviously don’t exist in Aperture

ianbrooks:

Aperture Steampunk Handheld Portal Device by batman-n-bananas

Made from antique clock parts, metal hangers, a teapot stand, plumbing parts, light bulbs, a pocket laser disc, 6 gallons of superglue, and an overabundance of the color brown, this vintage Portal device predates the current handheld model by a couple hundred years, but it’s still handy for every day testing!

(via: obviouswinner)