"Uh oh. You’re stranded. Let’s see if the cube will try to help you escape. Actually, so that we’re not here all day, I’ll just cut to the chase: It won’t. Any feelings you think it has for you are simply byproducts of your sad, empty life."
— GLaDOS (via misoso)



there will never be a more perfect use for this

this is beautiful

“Just go. Its been fun. Don’t come back.”


Aperture Science: We do what we must because we can.


The Three Laws of Robotics by the science fiction author Isaac Asimov (introduced in his 1942 novel “Runaround”).

#things that obviously don’t exist in Aperture


Aperture Steampunk Handheld Portal Device by batman-n-bananas

Made from antique clock parts, metal hangers, a teapot stand, plumbing parts, light bulbs, a pocket laser disc, 6 gallons of superglue, and an overabundance of the color brown, this vintage Portal device predates the current handheld model by a couple hundred years, but it’s still handy for every day testing!

(via: obviouswinner)