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Wherein Mumble talks of plums
  • Me: I'm having an ultrasound tomorrow and I hate it because I always have to pee
  • Mumble: You should probably do that before you get there then
  • Me: No, I have to have a full bladder, that's how you do ultrasounds
  • Mumble: Well I won't be able to get one ever then. I have a bladder the size of a plum, if you poke me I'll pee on you
  • Me: Oh my god

mumblefox:

sometimes bullshit happens when there are two mages in your party just a heads up

mumblefox:

sometimes bullshit happens when there are two mages in your party just a heads up


mumblefox:

Sometimes the way I choose to balance things doesn’t make sense

mumblefox:

Sometimes the way I choose to balance things doesn’t make sense


ehnoshima:

more reasons im the worst being on earth


mumblefox:

I handle school like a responsible adult

mumblefox:

I handle school like a responsible adult


vidreebro:

Me at family parties

#hey do you guys know why I find this so familiar #DO YOU #raccoons #so done.  (via mumblefox)

vidreebro:

Me at family parties

#hey do you guys know why I find this so familiar #DO YOU #raccoons #so done.  (via mumblefox)


mumblefox:

TRICK OR TREAT MOTHERFRICKERS

mumblefox:

TRICK OR TREAT MOTHERFRICKERS


mumblefox:

OKAY SO WE GOT ZERO KIDS AT OUR HOUSE SO I WENT TRICK OR TREATING WITH MY PARENTS

mumblefox:

OKAY SO WE GOT ZERO KIDS AT OUR HOUSE SO I WENT TRICK OR TREATING WITH MY PARENTS


In which Mumble cannot get past the raccoons
  • Emily: LL Bean has a taxidermy collection! *sends pictures*
  • Mumble: Fucking
  • Mumble: Raccoons
  • Me: Wait, what, what did they do now
  • Emily: Those are beavers
  • Mumble: Do you guys not see the raccoons swarming all over that log next to the moose
  • Mumble: I'M A CANADIAN I KNOW WHAT A BEAVER IS

mumblefox:

there is a construction thing happening at my school and they have this dumpster full of scrap metal and I always wanna go rummage around in it

"what do you need scrap metal for" the workers will ask me and I will poke my head above the rim of the bin and hiss "cossssplaayyyy"


mumblefox:

okay so canadian hockey stereotypes are pretty outrageous right and nobody takes them too seriously but I was making tea and suddenly decided I needed to go into the living room RIGHT NOW and it turns out I’d heard the hockey night in canada theme song


A continuation of this, which Mumble did unknowingly. She’s adorable. 

A continuation of this, which Mumble did unknowingly. She’s adorable. 


Wherein Mumble Fails at Pokemon Names
  • Mumble: I bought a Lugia plush today look!
  • Me: ...that's a Lapras
  • Mumble: FUCK
  • --
  • Mumble: I mean I should donate because I bought that damn Lugia plush and I don't regret it.
  • Me: Lapras
  • Mumble: What
  • Me: Lapras, not Lugia.
  • Mumble: FUCK
  • --
  • Mumble: Oh my Lugia plush didn't go through
  • Me: ...sighs
  • Mumble: I MEAN LAPRAS FUCK SHUT UP

mumblefox:

On a more positive note I made friends with this duck

mumblefox:

On a more positive note I made friends with this duck


mumblefox:

I have at many times in my academic career been distressingly reluctant to do class reading that’s a 20-page PDF and here I am with a 416-page PDF document about the Vulcan language and you can bet your ass I’m gonna read the whole thing and I think that says something important and also sort of sad about our education system but I have a 416-page book of completely unnecessary information to devour digest and enrich my life with so if you’ll excuse me I have reading to do