In regards to ice cream...

  • Mumble: dude I got ice cream
  • Mumble: and then I was like hmm I'ma get all crazy up in hurrr
  • Mumble: and so I put chocolate sauce on it
  • Mumble: and then I was like WAIT
  • Mumble: do we have sprinkles
  • Mumble: and so I looked to see if we had sprinkles and WE DID
  • Mumble: so I put some sprinkles all up on my ice cream
  • Mumble: and then I bragged about the superiority of my dessert to my parents
  • Mumble: and then I ate it and discovered that those sprinkles were like older than I am and they had roughly the texture of cardboard and left an aftertaste as bad as like throwing up after a night of mexican food
  • Mumble: ....and I still ate it anyway because I mean, hey...sprinkles
  • Me: AHAHAHHAHAAHAHA

3 months ago with 4 notes


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