I don’t know why I expected that to end any differently.
this guy is a guardian of the galaxy
I feel safer already
THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE
I wanted to double check that “The Cherry on Top” was a short novel or novella and I found this on uphillwriting.org. I think it’s very informative and hopefully you guys will find it useful!
Okay story time. I assumed the audio was gonna be Sharp Dressed Man and decided to download it from tumblr without listening to it
And my mom had some friends over so she took my phone to play music. She finds Sharp Dressed Man and says “OMG THIS IS MY JAM EVRYONE SHUTUP.” Everyone quiets down then this shit starts to play and everyone is looking at her and sHES JUST STANDING THERE LIKE AN IDIOT AND IM IN THE OTHER ROOM JUST FUCKING DYING AND SHE JUST KINDA SITS BACK DOWN AND TURNS THE MUSIC OFF AND ITS LIKE DEAD SILENT FOR 5 MINUTES
Was that Tobuscus
Okay but you don’t understand my eyes actually hurt from squinting so hard while I laughed.
The first time I saw this I was actually fuckin’ crying from laughing. Wheezing, tears, the whole lot.
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
It’s so bizarre when you have these awesome little side characters that help your main characters out and you’ve actually created a story for them, a background, and you know what happens to them after the main characters move on but no one else does and I just find it fascinating.
Having an urge to draw
Having no inspiration
Having the Inspiration
Don’t know how to draw
I really shouldn’t be laughing, but oh boy, this is so accurate.
"Weird Al" Yankovic does it again with his newest parody "Word Crimes"
this is great.
I can finally enjoy this tune without Robin Thicke
Thank the gods for Weird Al
Toothless Dragon Trainer hoodie
I WANT THE THING
I love when cats do that thing where they sprawl out with their tubby bellies in the air as if they’re dead-to-the-world asleep, but their eyes are wide the hell open. So they look all startled, like they just fell off a ladder or something.