i hate small children in theory because they are loud and covered in something sticky and disgusting but in reality they show me their macaroni art project and i cry
#uh #if a kid showed me a macaroni art thing I would eat it #just to show that little shit that sometimes you work really hard and the world hates you anyway #nobody let me near a child I would ruin it (via mumblefox)
#mumble hates raccoons and children both #IT’S AWESOME
important headcanons to consider:
- can they use chopsticks
- what do they do when they cant sleep
- what would they impulse buy at the grocery store
- what order do they wash things in the shower
- what’s their coffee order
- what sort of apps would they have on their smartphone
- how do they act around children
- what would they watch on tv when they’re bored and nothing they really like is on
I’m always like, “I WANT A RELATIONSHIP!”
But then I realize I have no idea what I would do if I actually got one.
What do I do after I get it? Like, do I need to take the person for walks? What do I feed them? I can’t cook that well. I had to look up a diagram to learn how to cut a pepper properly.
But now I can cut peppers really well.
So there’s that.
I’ve been in a relationship for a year and this feeling doesn’t go away
I think it’s so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me don’t pretend to be something you’re not
ur supposed to seam rip them out
its just so they stay flat and like not wrinkle before you buy them
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?????????
im being serious like theyre actual pockets you have to rip out the seam
everything makes sense now
Every time I open my novel to write I just get stuck and it’s getting to the point where I am endlessly frustrated and panicky. UGH I JUST NEED TO FINISH IT.
I often forget that superheroes are supposed to be these hyper-masculine male fantasies because I spend so much time talking about their emotional vulnerabilities and imagining them in lacy thongs
you know whatd be a fun exercise
get a writer and an artist together. artist does a sketch, writer writes a handful of paragraphs. they give them to each other.
writer has to write a handful of paragraphs on the scene depicted in the sketch, and it cant be just like, describing it. artist has to draw a new sketch from the writing.
it’d be a neat lil’ flex-the-muscles sort of thing.
when something you blacklisted shows up on your dash anyway
THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING
This gives me life
How music changed from 2000-2013.
i feel so fucking old right now…
Anyone else notice how more songs were in a minor key at the beginning of the video?
burned my hand curling my hair today
More Hyrule Warriors iPhone 5 Wallpaper Backgrounds
NOTE: These also fit for iPhone 4/4S.
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DONALD GLOVER IS SPIDER-MAN AT LAST (IN DISNEY XD’S ANIMATED SPIDER-MAN SERIES)
“My name is Miles Morales, and I’m Spider-Man.” With those words, Donald Glover takes his place among the ranks of official on-screen Spider-Men.
It’s been known for a while now that Miles Morales, the Ultimate Universe version of Spider-Man, would make his screen debut in an upcoming episode of the Disney XD series Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors, but only now do we know that the part will be voiced by actor and Spidey fan Donald Glover. It’s a brilliant casting decision that we choose to interpret as the first step towards more Miles in other media, rather than an end in its own right.
something of a karmic victory, right?
my life goal is to reblog this every monday
I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.
See this every Monday, Reblog this every time. (:
Perfection. Monday at 12:29am. Reblog everytime.